tAYlOR tHe cAT'S dIARY«« ... »» i aM a ReAL cAT. gET oVER iT. 2005-01-11 - yOU cANNOT rESIsT 2005-01-10 - wARM mOTOrOLA bOX 2005-01-10 - pAY aTTENTioN TO mE! 2004-01-28 - i pEE iN tHE tUB! 2003-12-29 - i GOT oUT! 2003-12-12 - i HAVe bEEN bUSY 2003-08-21 - i HATE dOGS 2003-07-02 - tHE dOG rIPPED tHE cAT lITTER 2003-05-13 - eVErY dAY THE mAN cOMEs hOME For LunCh i cHASE thE dOG! 2003-04-10 - i TRY tO kILL tHE dOG! 2003-04-07 - uHMMM... 2003-01-01 - tHE mAN iS coNvERTING beRNaRDO! 2002-12-22 - bERNaRRrDO hAS tWO lITTle kiTENs! 2002-11-15 - i sCALD yOU! 2002-11-04 - FoRnICaTION oPPORTuNITIES mISSED 2002-05-16 - i jUST nAMED tHE fISHES 2002-05-06 - i DO nOT FeEL wELL. 2002-04-14 - sPRING iS dOUBLE pAWED 2002-04-02 - bORED 2002-03-16 - i sENT a lETTeR to ThE mAN thE oTHER dAY! 2002-03-15 - i DECIdED TO lET tHE mAN lIVE 2002-03-12 - kill hIm yEs 2002-03-02 - cOME to thE liGHT 2002-02-22 - eVERY tIME thE wOOmAN lEAVES 2002-02-07 - i cAN'T wAIT fOR sPRING 2002-01-22 - yAY, i HAVE mY cOLLAR bACK 2002-01-19 - tHE mAN gAVE mE sNOW 2002-01-18 - i DO nOT hAVE sTINkY bREAtH! 2002-01-17 - sELfISH! 2002-01-13 - wHEELS 2002-01-09 - i liKe TO siT oN tOP oF tHE fISH tANK 2002-01-04 - thE mAN iS nOT tHAt mEAN tO ME 2002-01-02 - hERE fISHY 2002-01-01 - tHEY aRE hAVING a pARTY 2001-12-30 - i cOULd hAVE dIEd! 2001-12-30 - i THINk mY cAT nIP is gETTInG oLD 2001-12-27 - i THINk i Am lOOSiNG mY mINd 2001-12-22 - bRRR 2001-12-01 - gAAAH 2001-11-27 - jUST kIDDING! 2001-11-26 - i HAVE kILLED aLL oF My nEIGHBoRS 2001-11-24 - i Am jEAlOUS 2001-11-15 - hOW aM i sUPPOsED 2001-11-10 - i DO nOT lIKE bEEZ 2001-10-31 - chOMP! 2001-10-28 - tHE cATnIP sHALL bE mINE! 2001-10-27 - i HAVE a nEW pLAN 2001-10-24 - aH ah cOLd! cOLD!! 2001-10-18 - hELP! 2001-10-12 - mY hOUSE iS nOTHINg 2001-10-11 - i sLEEP oN thE mAN aND wOOmAN'S heADs 2001-10-08 - tHE mAN iNFORMED ME 2001-10-06 - aYIE YiE YIe yIE yiE YIE!!! 2001-10-02 - bITE! aHA hA hA 2001-09-30 - rEMEMBER, 2001-09-28 - i USED to bE 2001-09-25 - tRY 2001-09-23 - hE cALLEd mE aN aNIMAL! 2001-09-21 - i AM bOReD 2001-09-18 - hAPPY bIRTHdAY wOOmAN! 2001-09-17 - i HEAR bIRDs aGAiN... 2001-09-14 - yES! 2001-09-13 - eVEN tHE cATnIp SEEmS sUBdUED 2001-09-11 - eVERYONE iNCLUDING i... 2001-09-10 - shHHhh 2001-09-09 - nO.... 2001-09-07 - oyE maU 2001-09-06 - wHAT tHE hELL? 2001-08-31 - lAST nIghT 2001-08-28 - tHE mAN wAS oN THE pHONE 2001-08-25 - i LoVE pLANTs! 2001-08-24 - tHE wOOMAN iS BaCK AND gUESS wHAT? 2001-08-20 - aHHHH! 2001-08-15 - i mISS thE sWEEtY 2001-08-10 - gOD dAMn 2001-08-10 - EeEeEeEeK! 2001-08-06 - tHE mAN iS tRYInG TO bUTTER mE Up 2001-07-30 - sOME kIDS tHReW a rOCK AT mY WInDOW!! 2001-07-29 - i sENSE tHE mAN aND wOOmAN 2001-07-26 - dO nOT mesS witH mE... mAN 2001-07-16 - i DO nOT lIKE dOgZ 2001-07-10 - i HATcHED a PLAN 2001-07-09 - tHE mAN cAME HoMe FOR lUNch toDaY 2001-07-08 - aGAIN 2001-07-02 - yEEE haa 2001-06-29 - aFTER i pOOp, 2001-06-23 - rAcccoooN!!!! 2001-06-22 - riGhT nOw!! 2001-06-20 - nO moRE evIL 2001-06-16 - bACK frOM thE vET 2001-06-15 - i AM sCARRED 2001-06-12 - wHAT i diD tODAY 2001-06-05 - i AM sO bUMMED 2001-06-04 - aT lAST!!! 2001-06-03 - owW sCRAtCH sCRAtCh bITE! 2001-05-31 - oh no! 2001-05-28 - mAN yOu bETTER wATCH oUT cUZ 2001-05-27 - MOuSe 2001-05-25 - eMAIL bUt NO lOVE 2001-05-24 - i MISS hIM 2001-05-21 - oH NoOOooO 2001-05-20 - cHOmP! 2001-05-17 - uNrEQUITED mE 2001-05-16 - YeaaH tHEy rEMNeMBEREd To wAsH mY bOWlllL 2001-05-14 - kill IT kILL iTkill IT kILL iTkill IT kILL iT!!! 2001-05-14 - rAIN rAIN gO aWAY bRING bACK tHE BirrrDs tODAY 2001-05-07 - gREOOOw dANGiT 2001-05-04 - quIcKIe 2001-05-02 - i'ts bEEn a WHIlE... 2001-04-30 - i smeLL mouSES 2001-04-29 - pHEW weEE 2001-04-27 - on licking myself in public 2001-04-26 - pURINA cAT cHOW aGaIN? 2001-04-26 - i THINK iT'S sPRING 2001-04-25 - eNTRE' 2001-04-24 - i'M sO hIGH! 2001-04-24 - sassin frassin humans 2001-04-22 - cAtnaPS 2001-04-21 - pEOPLE sHOULDN'T sLEEP LatE 2001-04-20 - i sEE DeAd bIRRRRRdS 2001-04-19 - bathroom 2001-04-18 - wHY i hIDE uNDER tHE bLANKETS 2001-04-18 - wHAT i dID tODAY 2001-04-18 - lINKS << i rEAllY wAnT tO gET oUT! >> ° i-am-a-cat (dUh!)<< previous - random - member list - next >> the-spark<< previous - random - member list - next >>
2005-01-11 - yOU cANNOT rESIsT 2005-01-10 - wARM mOTOrOLA bOX 2005-01-10 - pAY aTTENTioN TO mE! 2004-01-28 - i pEE iN tHE tUB! 2003-12-29 - i GOT oUT! 2003-12-12 - i HAVe bEEN bUSY 2003-08-21 - i HATE dOGS 2003-07-02 - tHE dOG rIPPED tHE cAT lITTER 2003-05-13 - eVErY dAY THE mAN cOMEs hOME For LunCh i cHASE thE dOG! 2003-04-10 - i TRY tO kILL tHE dOG! 2003-04-07 - uHMMM... 2003-01-01 - tHE mAN iS coNvERTING beRNaRDO! 2002-12-22 - bERNaRRrDO hAS tWO lITTle kiTENs! 2002-11-15 - i sCALD yOU! 2002-11-04 - FoRnICaTION oPPORTuNITIES mISSED 2002-05-16 - i jUST nAMED tHE fISHES 2002-05-06 - i DO nOT FeEL wELL. 2002-04-14 - sPRING iS dOUBLE pAWED 2002-04-02 - bORED 2002-03-16 - i sENT a lETTeR to ThE mAN thE oTHER dAY! 2002-03-15 - i DECIdED TO lET tHE mAN lIVE 2002-03-12 - kill hIm yEs 2002-03-02 - cOME to thE liGHT 2002-02-22 - eVERY tIME thE wOOmAN lEAVES 2002-02-07 - i cAN'T wAIT fOR sPRING 2002-01-22 - yAY, i HAVE mY cOLLAR bACK 2002-01-19 - tHE mAN gAVE mE sNOW 2002-01-18 - i DO nOT hAVE sTINkY bREAtH! 2002-01-17 - sELfISH! 2002-01-13 - wHEELS 2002-01-09 - i liKe TO siT oN tOP oF tHE fISH tANK 2002-01-04 - thE mAN iS nOT tHAt mEAN tO ME 2002-01-02 - hERE fISHY 2002-01-01 - tHEY aRE hAVING a pARTY 2001-12-30 - i cOULd hAVE dIEd! 2001-12-30 - i THINk mY cAT nIP is gETTInG oLD 2001-12-27 - i THINk i Am lOOSiNG mY mINd 2001-12-22 - bRRR 2001-12-01 - gAAAH 2001-11-27 - jUST kIDDING! 2001-11-26 - i HAVE kILLED aLL oF My nEIGHBoRS 2001-11-24 - i Am jEAlOUS 2001-11-15 - hOW aM i sUPPOsED 2001-11-10 - i DO nOT lIKE bEEZ 2001-10-31 - chOMP! 2001-10-28 - tHE cATnIP sHALL bE mINE! 2001-10-27 - i HAVE a nEW pLAN 2001-10-24 - aH ah cOLd! cOLD!! 2001-10-18 - hELP! 2001-10-12 - mY hOUSE iS nOTHINg 2001-10-11 - i sLEEP oN thE mAN aND wOOmAN'S heADs 2001-10-08 - tHE mAN iNFORMED ME 2001-10-06 - aYIE YiE YIe yIE yiE YIE!!! 2001-10-02 - bITE! aHA hA hA 2001-09-30 - rEMEMBER, 2001-09-28 - i USED to bE 2001-09-25 - tRY 2001-09-23 - hE cALLEd mE aN aNIMAL! 2001-09-21 - i AM bOReD 2001-09-18 - hAPPY bIRTHdAY wOOmAN! 2001-09-17 - i HEAR bIRDs aGAiN... 2001-09-14 - yES! 2001-09-13 - eVEN tHE cATnIp SEEmS sUBdUED 2001-09-11 - eVERYONE iNCLUDING i... 2001-09-10 - shHHhh 2001-09-09 - nO.... 2001-09-07 - oyE maU 2001-09-06 - wHAT tHE hELL? 2001-08-31 - lAST nIghT 2001-08-28 - tHE mAN wAS oN THE pHONE 2001-08-25 - i LoVE pLANTs! 2001-08-24 - tHE wOOMAN iS BaCK AND gUESS wHAT? 2001-08-20 - aHHHH! 2001-08-15 - i mISS thE sWEEtY 2001-08-10 - gOD dAMn 2001-08-10 - EeEeEeEeK! 2001-08-06 - tHE mAN iS tRYInG TO bUTTER mE Up 2001-07-30 - sOME kIDS tHReW a rOCK AT mY WInDOW!! 2001-07-29 - i sENSE tHE mAN aND wOOmAN 2001-07-26 - dO nOT mesS witH mE... mAN 2001-07-16 - i DO nOT lIKE dOgZ 2001-07-10 - i HATcHED a PLAN 2001-07-09 - tHE mAN cAME HoMe FOR lUNch toDaY 2001-07-08 - aGAIN 2001-07-02 - yEEE haa 2001-06-29 - aFTER i pOOp, 2001-06-23 - rAcccoooN!!!! 2001-06-22 - riGhT nOw!! 2001-06-20 - nO moRE evIL 2001-06-16 - bACK frOM thE vET 2001-06-15 - i AM sCARRED 2001-06-12 - wHAT i diD tODAY 2001-06-05 - i AM sO bUMMED 2001-06-04 - aT lAST!!! 2001-06-03 - owW sCRAtCH sCRAtCh bITE! 2001-05-31 - oh no! 2001-05-28 - mAN yOu bETTER wATCH oUT cUZ 2001-05-27 - MOuSe 2001-05-25 - eMAIL bUt NO lOVE 2001-05-24 - i MISS hIM 2001-05-21 - oH NoOOooO 2001-05-20 - cHOmP! 2001-05-17 - uNrEQUITED mE 2001-05-16 - YeaaH tHEy rEMNeMBEREd To wAsH mY bOWlllL 2001-05-14 - kill IT kILL iTkill IT kILL iTkill IT kILL iT!!! 2001-05-14 - rAIN rAIN gO aWAY bRING bACK tHE BirrrDs tODAY 2001-05-07 - gREOOOw dANGiT 2001-05-04 - quIcKIe 2001-05-02 - i'ts bEEn a WHIlE... 2001-04-30 - i smeLL mouSES 2001-04-29 - pHEW weEE 2001-04-27 - on licking myself in public 2001-04-26 - pURINA cAT cHOW aGaIN? 2001-04-26 - i THINK iT'S sPRING 2001-04-25 - eNTRE' 2001-04-24 - i'M sO hIGH! 2001-04-24 - sassin frassin humans 2001-04-22 - cAtnaPS 2001-04-21 - pEOPLE sHOULDN'T sLEEP LatE 2001-04-20 - i sEE DeAd bIRRRRRdS 2001-04-19 - bathroom 2001-04-18 - wHY i hIDE uNDER tHE bLANKETS 2001-04-18 - wHAT i dID tODAY 2001-04-18 - lINKS