i pEE iN tHE tUB!

i sIT iN tHE tUB oVeR tHE dRAiN aND PEe!

nO oNE hAS bEEN aBLE to TELL FoR a wHILE tHAT I have Been DoIng tHIS, bUT THE mAN fOUND ME oUT!

HE cAUGHT mE IN tHE aCT!

iT iS sO mUCh eASiER tHAN rUNNING dOWn iNTO tHE cOLD baSEmENT TO uSE tHE cAT bOX tHAt mY oTHER tWO pARTnERS iN cRIME usE.

yES, tHEY aRE mY pARTnERS iN cRIME, aLTHoUGH i bELiEVE tHEY aRE stILL tRYINg TO kILL mE.

oUR cRIME aRE pEEINg iN tHE tUB wHIcH i DO.

sPIKE's cRIME IS pROJECTILE vOMIt FROM tHE cOUNTERtOP TO tHE fLOOR aND doG bOWLs bELOW

tOBINA's cRIME iS aSS kICKING aND bITING oF aLL mAMAlS IN tHE hOUSE eXCEpT FOR thE mAN.

tObINA lOVES tHE MaN.

tHAT bITch.

<< i rEAllY wAnT tO gET oUT! >>

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yOU cANNOT rESIsT - 11:10 p.m. , 2005-01-11

wARM mOTOrOLA bOX - 11:49 a.m. , 2005-01-10

pAY aTTENTioN TO mE! - 11:45 a.m. , 2005-01-10

i pEE iN tHE tUB! - 4:06 p.m. , 2004-01-28

i GOT oUT! - 11:07 a.m. , 2003-12-29

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