i GOT oUT!

yES, i dID.

i hAVE bEEN veRY sUCCESSfULLL WiTH mY eSCAPE aTtEMPTS lateLY.

veRY sUCCESSfULLL.

yESTERdAY eVENING, as THE mAN anD THE woMAN WERE gOINg oUT tO wHERE eVER it iS tHAT tHEY gO,

i EScAPED fROM tHE cONDO!

bUT tHEY dID nOT sEE mE, sO i wAS tRAPPED iN tHE hALL

iNsTEd oF dISpAIRING, i vISITeD THE lADy whO lIVEs uPsTAIRS.

sHE wAS NICE eNOUGH tO lEAVE a nOTE fOR tHE mAN aND wOOmAN.

tHEY cAME aND gOT mE wHEN THeY cAME hOME.

i hAD fUN wHILE i waS uP tHERE wAITING foR mY rESCUE.

i eNTERtAInED mYSeLF wITH tHOUGHtS OF pEEInG iN tHE cLOsET OF lADy whO lIVEs uPsTAIRS.

i eNTERtAInED mYSeLF wITH tHOUGHtS OF pOOpING uNDER tHE bED OF lADy whO lIVEs uPsTAIRS.

i eNTERtAInED mYSeLF wITH tHOUGHtS OF sCrATcHING tHE fURnATURE OF lADy whO lIVEs uPsTAIRS uNTiL iT rESEmBLED mY oWnERS oLD jEANs FrOM tHE 1980'S.

i fInaLLY eNTERtAInED mYSeLF bY eATiNG tHE pLANTS OF lADy whO lIVEs uPsTAIRS!

<< i rEAllY wAnT tO gET oUT! >>

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yOU cANNOT rESIsT - 11:10 p.m. , 2005-01-11

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pAY aTTENTioN TO mE! - 11:45 a.m. , 2005-01-10

i pEE iN tHE tUB! - 4:06 p.m. , 2004-01-28

i GOT oUT! - 11:07 a.m. , 2003-12-29

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