i HAVe bEEN bUSY

sLEEPING oN tOP oF THE tELEVISiON sET tOP hdTv cABLE bOX.

iT iS vERY wARM ANd i AM sAFE uP tHERE fROM gEORgIA ANd aMaDeUS tHE dOGS as wELL as spIKE aND tOBY tHE oThER tWO cATS i AM fORCED tO pUT uP wITH.

tHE dOGS aLWAys aRE tRYING tO snIFF mY bUTT. i hATE tHEM fOR iT. tHEY sHOUlD sNIFf EAcH oTHER'S bUTTS!

tHE tWO oTHER caTS aRE oK, excEPT tHEY WANT TO BITE mE AnD CLAW mE tO dEaTH!

tHE mAN sAYs tHeY hAVE nO cLAWS aNd i sHOUldN'T bE aFrAID. i sAY thAT iS iMPOsSIbLE tO prOVE wITHoUT tHE rIsK Of dISEMBOWELmENT aND whAT abOUt tHOSE pOINTY tEETH yoU asK mE TO iGNORE?

<< i rEAllY wAnT tO gET oUT! >>

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yOU cANNOT rESIsT - 11:10 p.m. , 2005-01-11

wARM mOTOrOLA bOX - 11:49 a.m. , 2005-01-10

pAY aTTENTioN TO mE! - 11:45 a.m. , 2005-01-10

i pEE iN tHE tUB! - 4:06 p.m. , 2004-01-28

i GOT oUT! - 11:07 a.m. , 2003-12-29

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