i HATE dOGS

bUT i lOOK lIKE a pOODlE.

yEs, i gOT mY tAIL cAUGHT iN tHE cAT dOOR to gET iNTO tHE bASEmENT wHEN thE OtHER cAT whO

LoVEs ME

wAs CHasing Me tO mAKE nICE nICE sPaDE aND nEUTERED loVE TO ME,

sO tHEY tOOk mE tO thE nAStY vET

aND thEY sHAVED my TaIL aND nOW i LOOK lIKE a pOODLE!!!

iT wAS jUST a lITTLE bOO bOO!

it woULD hAVE heALED aLL oN iT'S oWN!!

bUT nOOOO... THEY hAD tO mAKE mE rESEmBLE tHAT wHICh i HATE tHE mOST - tHE sTUPEDeST oF tHE sTUPID:

thE pOOdLE dOG!

<< i rEAllY wAnT tO gET oUT! >>

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yOU cANNOT rESIsT - 11:10 p.m. , 2005-01-11

wARM mOTOrOLA bOX - 11:49 a.m. , 2005-01-10

pAY aTTENTioN TO mE! - 11:45 a.m. , 2005-01-10

i pEE iN tHE tUB! - 4:06 p.m. , 2004-01-28

i GOT oUT! - 11:07 a.m. , 2003-12-29

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