i TRY tO kILL tHE dOG!

i DID, i TRIED to kILL tHE dOG.

tHERE wAS a fULL bOTTle OF aLIEVE oN tOP oF tHE mANs buReAU

SO i KNOCK iT OFF!

oNTO tHE fLOOR!

aH HA hA hA hA!

i WAtCHED tHE dOG sTART TO eAT THE pILLS, BUT sHE tAStED oNE bEFORE eATING tHEM

aND sHE sPIT tHEM oUT!

i KnEW tHAT pILL bOTTlES aRE cHILd pROOF, aND i WAS rIGHT tHAT tHEY'RE nOT dOG pROOF.

dOGs hAVE sHARP pOINtY tEEtH aND tONgUES tHAT tASTE thINGS.

sTUPID tASTiNG dOG.

tHE dOG eVEn TrIES to tASTE mE.

tHAT iS wHY i hATE hER

aND hER tONGUE.

<< i rEAllY wAnT tO gET oUT! >>

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yOU cANNOT rESIsT - 11:10 p.m. , 2005-01-11

wARM mOTOrOLA bOX - 11:49 a.m. , 2005-01-10

pAY aTTENTioN TO mE! - 11:45 a.m. , 2005-01-10

i pEE iN tHE tUB! - 4:06 p.m. , 2004-01-28

i GOT oUT! - 11:07 a.m. , 2003-12-29

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