FoRnICaTION oPPORTuNITIES mISSED

mY HOUSE hAS hARd WooD fLOORZ AND THE hOT aIR coMEs OUT of THe fLOOrS thROUGH vENTS.

i lIKE to siT on THE veNTS bECAuSE iT iS cOLD iN tHE hOUSE AnD thE vENTS fEEL wARM oN mY bELLY.

siNCE i lAsT wROTE heRE i HaVE eXCaPEd TWICE!

bOTH tiMEs HAve bEEN whEN peopLe i dIdN'T knOW cAME oVER.

eACH TIME I sNUcK oUT!

bUT thE mAN cAUghT ME vERY QUICKLY ANd i DId nOT gET TO sMELL mUCH

lET aLONE fORNICATE wITH tHE whItE cAT THAT aLWAYS toRTURES ME frOM OUTSIDE thE wiNDOW

(i KNOW i HAVE nO tESTICLES, BUT i STILL WOUlD LiKE TO foRnICATE.)

<< i rEAllY wAnT tO gET oUT! >>

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yOU cANNOT rESIsT - 11:10 p.m. , 2005-01-11

wARM mOTOrOLA bOX - 11:49 a.m. , 2005-01-10

pAY aTTENTioN TO mE! - 11:45 a.m. , 2005-01-10

i pEE iN tHE tUB! - 4:06 p.m. , 2004-01-28

i GOT oUT! - 11:07 a.m. , 2003-12-29

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