i DO nOT FeEL wELL.

tHE wOOmAN gAVE mE TuNA - wHIcH WAS nICE.

bUT iT WaS tUNA wiTH oIL AND mY beLLY wAS sTrANGE fOR A dAY uNTIL i pOOPed

aLL oVER my vERY vERY fUZZY bUTT.

tHAT wOULd hAVE bEEn THE eND of iT, eXcEPT i tHEN hAD TO cLEAN mY fUZZY pOOpY bUTT aND thAT mADe mY bELLY hURT aGAIN.

i GoT tHE wOOmAN bACK tHOUGH.

i tHREW uP aLL ovER THE bATHRooM cARPET.

hORK!

eXCEpT thE mAN cLEANEd iT uP, so mABEY i dIdN'T gET bACK aT ThE wOOmAN

i gOT aT tHE mAN

wHIcH waS nO gOOD bECAUSE he'S tHE oNE whO rUBBS mY bELLY.

<< i rEAllY wAnT tO gET oUT! >>

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yOU cANNOT rESIsT - 11:10 p.m. , 2005-01-11

wARM mOTOrOLA bOX - 11:49 a.m. , 2005-01-10

pAY aTTENTioN TO mE! - 11:45 a.m. , 2005-01-10

i pEE iN tHE tUB! - 4:06 p.m. , 2004-01-28

i GOT oUT! - 11:07 a.m. , 2003-12-29

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