yAY, i HAVE mY cOLLAR bACK

fOR soME rEAsON tHE mAN oR THe wOOmAN sTOLE iT FROM ME.

sO i CAN'T rEMEMbER, sO WHAT?

tHEY tOOK thE cOLLaR oFF aND mADe mE wALK aROUNd nAKED fOR tHREE DAYs.




tHOSE pIMPS!



i lIKE wEARiNG mY cOLLAr bECAUSE iT jINGLES anD iT mAKES sNEAKiNG Up ON pEOPlE TO bITE tHEM - tHAT mUCH hARDER, AnD rEALLy, i'm a hOUSe cAT, tHEY dON'T lEt ME OUT - eVER - aND i NEEd THIngS tO aMUSE mYSElF...

bESIDEZ sHREDDiNG wHOlE pAPeR tOWEl ROLLS thAT IS...

alSO i aM nOT tHAt FOnD oF bEING nakED wHeN cOMpANY cOMES ovER. aRE yOU?

oH suRE. sURE yOU aRE.

SIcKOS.

<< i rEAllY wAnT tO gET oUT! >>

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i pEE iN tHE tUB! - 4:06 p.m. , 2004-01-28

i GOT oUT! - 11:07 a.m. , 2003-12-29

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