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i DO nOT hAVE sTINkY bREAtH!


tHERE iS nOT sUCh ThINg aS sTInKY cAT bREaTH uNTiL yoU aRE an oLD cAT AnD yOU'Re tEETh ARE fALLING oUT bECAuSE yoU'rE oLD anD yoUR cAPTOR haS fED yOU nOTHING buT wEt fOOD fROM a CAN yOU'rE wHoLE lIFE.

sO i cERTaINLY dO nOT haVE bAD cAT brEAtH bECauSE i AM yOUNG aND thE uGlY mAN fEEDz mE nOTHiNG bUT

DrY FoOD!

dAMn hIM.

i wIsh i HaD bAD cAT bREATH.

mY bREaTH sMELLS lIKe mOUSES

wHICh ARE mY aMBROSiA...



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