tHE mAN aND wOOmAN lEFT fOR a lONG lONg TIME

AND! tHEY lEFT mE aLONE!

sTUpID bI-pEDS.

wHIlE thEY wERE gONE i WENT oVER mY opTIOnS.

1) i cOULd sPURN tHEM whEN tHEY cAME bACK - rEVEALiNG mY hATRED fOR tHEM fOR lEAVINg ME aLONG wITH tHE dUST kITTIES.

2) i cOULD sPUrn THEm rEVEAlING mY pLANS tO oNE dAY kILL tHEM iN tHIER sLEEP aND mAKe mY wAY tO cALIFoRNIA (AS sOOn as i LeARN to dRIVE)

3) i coULD sPURn THEm beFoRE mY bIONiC tHUMBs aRRIVE fR0m aCMe anD haVE thEM leAVE mE AGAIN, bUT thIS tiME iT WOUlD BE fOR gOOD anD aFTER i HaD eATEn All oF mY fOOD AND tHEN cONSUmED THE mAN'S stUPId bRAINlESS fISHIES, i woULd sTARVE. anD dIE. aND tHAT wOULD BE bAD. yES iT WouLD.

4) i coUlD sUCK uP bIG tIME rUBBInG mYSELF aLL oVER thEM eVERY cHANCE i GOT uNTIL tHEY bELiEVE i aCTUAllY lOVE THEM wITH aLL oF MY cLAWS.


i cHOSE to dO #4.

sO wHAT iF iT'S A cOP oUT, im THE cAT, aNd THiS iS AbOUT sURvIVAL BaBY.

"lIVE fOR tODAy, thROW uP oN tHE mAN'S kEYBOARD aNOTHER dAY"

uHHH, wHAT wAS i SAYiNG? oH yEs, iT IS coLD iN hERE.

i Am lOSiNG mY mINd