bRRR

i AM sOOOOooOoOoOoO

cOLD!

iT's cOLDER tHAN a dEAD mOMMa cAT'S nIPPlES iN hERE.

sORRY, tHAt WaS bAD hUMOR fOR hUmANZ.

(yOU huMANz ArE aLwAYs so cONsERVAtIVE...

my poUnD mATEs wERE a bARReL oF lAUGHs, nO cONsERVtIVE caTS thERE...

yoU sHOuLD hAve sEEN wHeN THE nEW kITTeNS uSED tO cOME IN.

soMEtiMEs tHEy'D bE aLL mACHO - aLL rAiZED fUR ANd wHIRlING cLAWS sAYING:

"wHERE's THE hOE cATS aT?"

"wHERE's THE hOE cATS aT?"

"I nEED mE sOME pUSSY

cAT!"

wE uSED to jUST cHUCKlE tO oURsELVES

"hEY tAYlOR, hE dOESN'T kNOW hE'S eITHER gETTING oUT OF hERE IN A pLASTIc BAG OR hIS bALLS aRE... dOES hE?"

"nAw tIGER, hE HAs nO cLUE."

haR hAR hAR haR!

nO cAT'S coNSERRvATIVE aFTER ThAT.)

i bET tHE wOOMaN iSN'T eVEN goING tO lIKE tHE dEAD mOUSE i pUT iN hER cHRISTmAS cARD...

huMANz ArE jUST tOO cONsERVAtIVE...

<< i rEAllY wAnT tO gET oUT! >>

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yOU cANNOT rESIsT - 11:10 p.m. , 2005-01-11

wARM mOTOrOLA bOX - 11:49 a.m. , 2005-01-10

pAY aTTENTioN TO mE! - 11:45 a.m. , 2005-01-10

i pEE iN tHE tUB! - 4:06 p.m. , 2004-01-28

i GOT oUT! - 11:07 a.m. , 2003-12-29

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