i HAVE kILLED aLL oF My nEIGHBoRS

tHAT iS WhY nO oNe hAS sEEN tHEM laTELy

anD wHY i kEEP rUNNInG uP sTAiRS.

i nEEd TO chEcK oN tHE bOdIES.

i aLSO hID tHIER cARS bY sTEALiNG tHEM anD tHEN dUMPINg ThEM iN thE rIVER!

hOW?

bIOnIC tHUMBS.

acME bIOnIC tHUMBS.

i oRDEREd THEm tHROUGH THE MAIL aFTeR i sAVED uP a WHoLE bUNcH OF pOUNcE UPC sTIcKERS.

-iMtHEcAT

pS. i aM aLSO tHE oNE rESPoNSIbLE foR tHE cHAIRS iN tHE rIVER - nOT jUST thE nEIGHbORS cARS.

<< i rEAllY wAnT tO gET oUT! >>

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yOU cANNOT rESIsT - 11:10 p.m. , 2005-01-11

wARM mOTOrOLA bOX - 11:49 a.m. , 2005-01-10

pAY aTTENTioN TO mE! - 11:45 a.m. , 2005-01-10

i pEE iN tHE tUB! - 4:06 p.m. , 2004-01-28

i GOT oUT! - 11:07 a.m. , 2003-12-29

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