i DO nOT lIKE bEEZ

nOPE, nOT aT aLL.

tHEY sCARE mE bECAUSE oNCE wHILE i WAS lITTLE,

i TRIEd TO kiLL oNE And iT bIT mE oN tHE pAW.

i dID nOT lIKE tHAT.

sO i SaT aROUND fOR a COUpLE Of hOURs aND lICkED mYSELF.

(wHERE iT biT mE oN thE pAW - sICKo)

nOW wHENeVER i SEE a BuG i lIkE TO sCRuNCH uP mY FACE So THE mAN kNOWS thAT i aM NOT goING tO kILL iT FOR HIM

ANd hE hAS TO gET bIT

iNStEAD oF ME.



iT aLWaYs WORkS.



yoU dON't THiNK thE bED lUmP mONsTER iS A bEE DO YOU?

hRMMM. iT sCREaMS lIKE tHE mAN whEN i BItE iT TOO hARD

iNsTEAD oF bUZZInG.



NAH, pRObABlY nOT.

<< i rEAllY wAnT tO gET oUT! >>

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