i HAVE a nEW pLAN

i wAiT uNTIL tHE hUMANz ArE nOT cARRYiNG tHIeR kEYS

tHEN

i tRICK thE hUMaNZ TO bOTH cHASE aFTER mE iNTO thE hALL aS i tRY tO rUN uPStAIRS

tHEN

i sTaY jUST oUT oF rEAcH uNTiL thE dOOR lOCKs bEHIND us aLL

tHEN

i lET tHEm cATcH ME

tHEn

thEY aRE fORCeD TO lET ME gO, bECAuSE tHEY cAN't EVEN gET inIDE THE hOUSE

tHERE iS No wHERE eLSE TO gO!





uNFORtUANATElY tHEY dID nOT lET ME GO thIS TIME.

bUT iF i kEEP gETTiNG tHEM lOCKeD OUT thEY wiLL hAVE TO lET ME.

oH yES, tHIs nEW plAN wILL sOMEdAY wORK.

i tHINK.



pS. tO Isabeau the rottie, AS i hAVE tOLD mOLZO, i aPPrECIaTE YOUr DEDiCAtION oF lOVE, bUT AS thEY cHOPPeD OFF mY gENeTALIa wHIlE i WAS A pRIsON cAMP mEmBER of thE pOUND, i FEEl i cOUlD nEVER pROvIDE yoU wITH a pROpER rEALTIONshIP. i AM sORRY. uMMM... i aM aLSO aFrAID oF dOGz. iT iS a cHARAcTER fLaW oF mINE.

<< i rEAllY wAnT tO gET oUT! >>

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