aH ah cOLd! cOLD!!

tHE wOOD fLOORz ARE coLD!

eVEN tHOUgH i aM a mAIN cOON anD hAVE fURRY fEET

aND wHEN i aTTEmPT tO pRACTIce fOR tHE wORLD cUP mILk jUG toP tWIsTY sOCCeR tEAm tRYoUTS, i END uP sKIDDiNG

iNTo THE gOD dAMn dOOR jAMMs!

nO, i'M nOT sURE iF i LIkE tHE fLOORZ.

aNd!

i tHINK THE mAN kEEPs ME hERE tO dUST tHE fLOOrZ wITH mY bELLY.

oH yES, tHAT muST bE WHY.

pS. tHe mAN tRIEd TO bURN dOWN thE hOUSE thE OTHer dAY bY lIghTInG wOOd oN fIRE iN tHE fIREpLACE.

i lIKED tHE wAY tHAT fELT oN My bELLY mUcH mORE tHAN mY coUSIN dUST kITTIES.

<< i rEAllY wAnT tO gET oUT! >>

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yOU cANNOT rESIsT - 11:10 p.m. , 2005-01-11

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i pEE iN tHE tUB! - 4:06 p.m. , 2004-01-28

i GOT oUT! - 11:07 a.m. , 2003-12-29

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