hELP!

tHEY sTUcK mE In A bOX AND tHEn sTUck me in A CAr AnD tHEN dROVE aROUnd bOUNcING mE aLL oVER tHE pLACE!

nOW i aM iN A gIgANtIC gIANt hUGE vERY veRY lARGE hOUSE

tHAT sMELLs LiKE a nASTY dOG

sO i HaVE TO rUB aGaINsT eVERY thING

a LOT!!!

tHe gOOD nEWZ is THAT i HaVE 17 wINDOWs TO lOOK oUT OF.

tHE bAD nEWZ iS ThAT nOnE OF thE 17 wINDOWs aRE lEFT oPeN so i cAN eSCAPE.

tHE eVEN bADDER nEWZ Is THAT soME timES i gET lOST aND hAVE tO mEOW fOR hOURs UNtIL tHE mAN sAVES ME.

hOW eMBARASSING.

<< i rEAllY wAnT tO gET oUT! >>

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yOU cANNOT rESIsT - 11:10 p.m. , 2005-01-11

wARM mOTOrOLA bOX - 11:49 a.m. , 2005-01-10

pAY aTTENTioN TO mE! - 11:45 a.m. , 2005-01-10

i pEE iN tHE tUB! - 4:06 p.m. , 2004-01-28

i GOT oUT! - 11:07 a.m. , 2003-12-29

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