i sLEEP oN thE mAN aND wOOmAN'S heADs

bECAUSE A hUMaNZ hEAD gIVES oFF a LOT of hOT aIR... nOT oNLY wHEN tHEY tAlK tO mE iN sTUpID sQuEEKY lIkE a mOUSE vOICES, bUT wHIlE tHEy sLEeP TOO. eSpECIaLLY tHE mAN.

aLSO, i pLAN mY eScAPE aTTEmPTS dAILY.

yESTERdAY i mADE iT All THE wAY oUT tHE dOOR iNTO thE hALLwAY aND uP tO THe sEVENtH fLOOr!

iT wAS fUN to lET tHE mAN aLMoST cATcH ME.

i wENT uP oNE lANDING, anD tHEN lET hIM aLmOST gET mE, tHEn i WoULD gO uP anOTheR laNDING.

i rEpEATED mY taCTIC sEVEn tIMEs.

aHAhAAhAhAhA!

tHE mAN cAUGHt ME bEFORE i mADE iT oUT oNTO thE ROOf THOUGH.

wHIcH IS oK bECAUSE yEt AGaIN i WASN't sURE whAT i WAS goING TO dO WIth tHe dOOR kNOB

aND i WAs tIREd bY thEN

sO hE gAVE mE A fREE riDE oN hIS shOUlDER aLL thE wAY bACK hOME.

sUCKA!

<< i rEAllY wAnT tO gET oUT! >>

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