tHE mAN iNFORMED ME

hE WAS aWAkE aLMOST aLL LAST nIGHT.

tHIS iS A bAD thING bECAUSE hE sAID hE WITNEsSED thE sLEEP dEPRIVAtION tORtURE i pRACTICE oN tHE wOOMAN.

hE sAID tHAT i jUMP oN THE wOOMaNS hEAD AND tHEN sIT oN tOP OF hER oVER aND oVER tHRUoUT thE nIGHT,

hE thEN sAID hE sAW hOW i sWISH mY tAIL aGAINST ThE vERTICAl bLINDS iN tHE wINdOW aBOVE thE heADbOARD tO mAKE ThEM rATTLE.

hE sAID hE sAW mE DO tHIS eVERY hOUR oN tHE HOuR.

i cOULdn't SAY mUCH iN mY dEFENSE bECAUSE iT WAS tRUE...

aND i DON't TALK.

bUT tHAT iS OK, hE hASn'T reALIZED i DO tHIS TO hIM TOO,

eXCEPT i

bITE

hIM tWiCE A nIGHT tOO.

aH HA hA ha!

HE DOESN'T kNOW!

(OOPs, nOW hE DOES.)

oH wELL, hE'S aSLEEP wHEN i DO iT ANYwAY, sO HE WILL nOT KNOw FOR sURE.

bAH, tIME fOR A nAP.

<< i rEAllY wAnT tO gET oUT! >>

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