bUT aLL oF THEm ARE eITHER fULL OR fLAT, sO THEY'RE nO FUN....
iNSTEAD i HAVE dECIDED tHAT i DO nOT lIKe THE cARPET,
sO i nOW oNLY sPRINT aCROSS THe eVIL cARPET tHING
oR WaLk SLOWLY aROUND mY hOUSE oN tOP of THE cOmPUTeRS, fURNATURE aND bOX tOWERS.
i AM a sPEEdY mOUNTAiN lION
rAAAAArw!
(tHAT wAS mY mOUNTaIN lION iMPERsONATION.)
pS. Fiercedancer, i aPPRECiATE yOUR dEDICATION oF lOVE anD dEVOTION AND cONCERN, bUT i TYpE aLL oF My oWN mEWSINGS mYSELF... iT'S tHE dOOR kNOBS i HAVE tROUBLE wITH.