oyE maU

sOME kIDS caME uP tO mY aPARTmENT bACK dOOR wHIlE tHE mAN aaand the wOOOmaN wERE siTTINg oUTsIdE sMOKiNG lIKE thEY aLWAYs DO

anD thEY aSKeD thEm fOR mOnEY

thE wOOmAn anD thE mAN sAiD nO, gET lOST, yOu aRE tREZPaSSing

sO tHEY lEFT aND sTaRTeD tHRoWINg rOckS aT thE mAN

sO... tHE mAN sTaRTED to rUN aFTER tHEM

tHE mAN wAS sCARRiER thAN tHAT tIME i sCRaTChED hIS bUtt cHEEK whEn i WAS lITTLE

i kEPT sEEING roCKS wIZZ aT tHE mAN aS hE rAN aFTER tHEM.

pOLIce lIGhTS aRE pRETTy!

i wANTeD to rUB uP aGaINsT thE pOlICE mAN (WHO wAs aLMOsT AS shORT AS i AM) bUT tHE nASTy wOOmAN wOUlDN't LET mE OUT

aGAIN.

i THInK i wILL tRY to rUB uP aGAInST tHE mAN

HE lOOkS lIkE hE nEEDz iT

<< i rEAllY wAnT tO gET oUT! >>

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yOU cANNOT rESIsT - 11:10 p.m. , 2005-01-11

wARM mOTOrOLA bOX - 11:49 a.m. , 2005-01-10

pAY aTTENTioN TO mE! - 11:45 a.m. , 2005-01-10

i pEE iN tHE tUB! - 4:06 p.m. , 2004-01-28

i GOT oUT! - 11:07 a.m. , 2003-12-29

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