lAST nIghT

tHERE wERE a LoT oF pEOPLE iN mY hOUSE

wHEN mOsT oF THeM wERE oUTsIDE, oNE sTAyED bEHIND aND wAS sTIttING oN mY cOUCH,

sO i rAN uP tO HERR tO sAY hELLO

aNd tHEN hEAD bUTTED hER iN THe HEaD.

tHAT wAS fUn.

pS. thE mAN bROUghT hOME a bIG leAtHER rECLyNER tHAt hE sAID sOMEoNE leFT oUTsIDE foR soMEOne TO tAKE. i Am vERy aFRAiD oF thIs bIG bLACK thING AS iT sMELLs lIkE a pROcESSeD cOw And pROcESSeD cOws sMEll lIkE tHE gLOveS tHE pRIsoN gUARDS iN thE coNceNTRAtION cAMP i WaS iN caLLeD pROvIDeNce aNImaL rEScUE lEAGuE oR aS uS pOUnD cATs lIkE to caLL iT, tHE gOULAG. aCTuALLY iT smELLs lIKe ThE gLOveS thEY usED to CaRRy ME tO aND frOM thE sHINY mETaL tABLe wHERE thEy tURnED me inTO a uNIK aND pROBeD MY bUM wItH tERmOmETERS.

nO, i dO nOT tRUsT thIS cHAIR...

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