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anD didn'T pET mE hARDlY aT All
bASTRAD.
hE sAID sOMETHiNG aBOUT nOT gETTiNG cOVERED iN mY fURRR OR sOME sUCH tALL nAkED aPE nONESENsE
dORK wAD.
iF i WEREn'T sO wEAK fOR tHE mAN lOVIN, i'D sNUB HIM.
sO i tHInk i'lL sNUB tHE wOOmAN iNSTEAD.
yOU cANNOT rESIsT - 11:10 p.m. , 2005-01-11
wARM mOTOrOLA bOX - 11:49 a.m. , 2005-01-10
pAY aTTENTioN TO mE! - 11:45 a.m. , 2005-01-10
i pEE iN tHE tUB! - 4:06 p.m. , 2004-01-28
i GOT oUT! - 11:07 a.m. , 2003-12-29