rAcccoooN!!!!

a rACOOn tRIeD TO gET iNTO tHE aPArTMeNT toDAY AND i sAT iN THe wINDOW tRYING to gET OUT AND kILL thE eVIL rACooN.

i COULdN'T gET OUT, bUT i cOMMuNIcATED wiTH mR. rACk mACaROON AND cONVInCED hIM iF hE wERE TO gET iN i WOUlD hAVE TO kILL hIM AND siNCE i HAD mY EvIL eYE aCTION iN eFFECT, hE RAN aWAY

iTS a GOOd THINg FoR thE mAN thAT hE fEEdS ME, oTHER wISE i WOULD hAVE rISKeD ThE uNcETAINtY oF tHE mANS dEATH fOR thE chANce TO mAKE gOOD oN yET aNOTHER eSCaPE aTTEmPT

oH yES iT iS a vERy GoOD tHING.

-iMThEcAT

ps. tO mOLZO, i aPPrECIaTE YOUr DEDiCAtION oF lOVE, bUT AS thEY cHOPPeD OFF mY gENeTALIa wHIlE i WAS A pRIsON cAMP mEmBER of thE pOUND, i FEEl i cOUlD nEVER pROvIDE yoU wITH a pROpER rEALTIONshIP. i AM sORRY. uMMM... yOU aRE a cAT, aREN't YOU?

<< i rEAllY wAnT tO gET oUT! >>

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yOU cANNOT rESIsT - 11:10 p.m. , 2005-01-11

wARM mOTOrOLA bOX - 11:49 a.m. , 2005-01-10

pAY aTTENTioN TO mE! - 11:45 a.m. , 2005-01-10

i pEE iN tHE tUB! - 4:06 p.m. , 2004-01-28

i GOT oUT! - 11:07 a.m. , 2003-12-29

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