wHAT i diD tODAY

slEPT oN A bOX cOVERED WiTH a BLanKET bY THE wINDOW

(tHE bOX waS coVERED bY tHE bLANKEY, nOT ME. i ONLY hIDE uNDER bLANKETS wHEN tHE mAN's lEGS aRE In THERE wITH mE)

wOKE uP

aTE lUNcH

sLEPT ON tHE nEST cOUCH

wOKE uP

pEED

wAITED fOR THE mAN TO coME hOME fOR lUNCH

sAT ON HiS LEGs WHiLE hE LOOKeD AT mY coMPUTER

pURRRED

sPAT AT hIM AS hE LEFT mE ALONE aGAIN

lOOKED OUt ThE wiNDOW fOR eXACTLY 1 HOUR AND 43 mINUTES

oNCE aGAIN i DID nOT GET tHE bIRRRDS

sLEPT oN MY bOX BY THE wINDOW

wOKE uP

sTOOD oN THE dESK, lOGGED iN AND gOT rEADY TO wRITE mY dEEPeST aND dARKeST tHOUGHTS

i WROtE tHIs iNSTEAD

nOW i'M GOInG bACK TO mY bOX

<< i rEAllY wAnT tO gET oUT! >>

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yOU cANNOT rESIsT - 11:10 p.m. , 2005-01-11

wARM mOTOrOLA bOX - 11:49 a.m. , 2005-01-10

pAY aTTENTioN TO mE! - 11:45 a.m. , 2005-01-10

i pEE iN tHE tUB! - 4:06 p.m. , 2004-01-28

i GOT oUT! - 11:07 a.m. , 2003-12-29

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